Tacopants Is Russian

Tacopants has been located in London. Surprisingly, Tacopants is a woman. Mini-me is happy.



The particulars:

Svetlana Pankratova
Ht. 6'4"
Legs 4'4"
Home Volvograd, Russia


This should end Steven Threet's strange looking passes 4 feet over his receivers, which occurred with disturbing frequency against Utah and Miami Ohio. The famous Eastern European receiver is rumored to be looking for a scholarship with another NCAA program. It is rumored she is being recruited heavily by Bill Stewart.