In time for the big race in Pennsylvania tomorrow is this classic youtubes:
This is one of those youtubes that just can't be beat. After watching this youtube, you may feel like Barack Obama is being unfairly picked on, unfairly portrayed, and generally taken advantage of. I have a solution for Mr. Obama:
Carl Monday is disgusted that these classy Spartans didn't whip it out for CedarFest. Maybe there just wasn't a library closeby. Even the lowly Sparty was too classy to whip it out in public like Buckeye Michael Cooper. You stay classy Sparty:
And only a classy university . . . . er, like the michigan agricultural college in spartandom, would one expect an "Official Video" of this important outcry of public protest against the brutal oppression suffered upon the weak and insturdy at . . . . CedarFest:
In my perusal of the Pringle's chipcapades, I came across another Penn State masturbation incident. Spencer Ridenhour played Safety for the Nittany Lions. He transferred to UMass. But he took a few cans of Pringles with him to uncork at UMass.
It is obviously time for internet investigative hero, Carl Monday to invade the land of JoPa. Carl Monday is a Cleveland television reporter. He's seems about 1/4 as entertaining as our good friend Bill Bonds. But, Carl is the right man to break this masturbation ring in Happy Valley. Carl is renowned for busting Buckeye Michael Cooper, Cleveland's most famous masturbator:
But Carl Monday, didn't leave it there. He buried Buckeye Michael Cooper:
I see visions of trenchcoats at the Pattee!
