BEAT OSU v5

Wow.

Spielman. Buckstache



Say more? Mmmm, no.

BEAT OSU v4

Take that, Herbstreit

1991. Michigan loses to the domers third game of the year and wins every game coming into Ohio State. In Ann Arbor, Michigan crushes tofu and Kirk Herbstreit 31-3.




Poor Kirk, he had long forgotten the game and couldn't get the hotty buckeye babes out of his head. Thanks, Mzone for this priceless piece. If you look closely, you'll see at least three buckstaches on those girls.

BEAT OSU v3

In 2004 Michigan enters the Tofu game 9-1, and having already earned a Rose Bowl bid. Upon arriving at Huntington Bank Stadium, and departing the team bus, Michigan is met by bomb and drug sniffing dogs courtesy of Jim Tressel. The buckfucks initially claim that all teams are sniffed as required by Homeland Security. This claim is refuted, and other coaches interviewed deny their teams were sniffed. A security guard tells Lloyd Carr that the search is ordered by the tofu athletic department:

Carr said an Ohio State police officer told him the athletic department was behind the sniffing.

"He said, 'Coach, I want you to know that we were only following orders and they were not the orders given us by our superiors.' I said, 'Well, who decided it then?' He said, 'The athletic department,'" Carr said.

BEAT OSU V2

The University of Michigan forfeits games, takes down final four banners, and self imposes substantial penalties as a result of Ed Martin's shananigans. this fiasco devastates the basketball program for years, and leads to the hiring of the single worst coach in the history of Michigan sports (hint, not Amaker).

Years ealier, in bucknut country a young football player for Tofu is frequently seen with a big time money man gambler at the local race track. Rumors locally about payments made to the football player. That player: quarterback Art Schlichter He is out of jail now. In any event, Tofu does nothing. Tofu deserve to suffer as we have.

BEAT OSU.

I hate Ohio State. Michigan hates Ohio State. Hell, I call itTofu (The ohio fuck up). Which is an apt name, by the way for Huntington Bank Stadium -- which they call something else in bucknut country. And, though we don't need any more reason to beat Tofu than the mere fact that they exist, I'll offer up some reminders this week. Please comment or email with your reasons, and I'll get them up here.

#1) Michigan is undefeated last year and heads to Columbus for The Game. OSU has been ranked #1 the entire year. At OSU, we play them tight, and but for a really shitty call on Shawn Crable have a chance to take the lead. Instead, the personal foul is a first down and leads to a touchdown. Still, we manage to come back with a chance at the end. In the end, a 42-39 loss. The Rose Bowl seems the likely destination for M, until USC, then number 2 in the nation loses to lowly UCLA. Michigan is amazingly passed by for the MNC by Florida, after Urban Creyer pleads his case to the world.

Jim Tressel pulled this:

Ohio State coach Jim Tressel chose to abstain in this weekend's coaches poll instead of helping decide which team he would face in the title game. It was a move that Carr would only touch on briefly.

"I thought it was real slick," said Carr, who also said he could not see any situation where he would give up his vote.

Don't think for a second that Lloyd has let our team forget that slight last year. Kick his ass, Michigan.

University of Toledo doing its best to emulate O$U.

The University of Toledo athletic department over the past few years has been making an effort to create a higher profile for the University. It seems as if they finally have taken the cue from O$U and are now on a path to possibly compete with Big Brother Buckeye in the future (LINK).

Is it just me, or is everyone else happy that we traded that small strip of land in Ohio for the beautiful Upper Peninsula as a resolution to the Toledo War?

Why is this O$U fan about to cry?? Read on...

Everyone knew that Greg Oden would be in the NBA next year. But it now looks as if he will be joined by fellow Luckeyes Mike Conley Jr. and Daequan Cook (link). According to Oden's father, Mike Conley Sr. has received certification as a players agent and will represent Oden. Conley and Cook may wait to hire an agent, opening the door for the possibility of a return to the bucks if they aren't offered more money in the NBA than they are currently making at O$U.

The last couple of paragraphs in the article are certainly interesting. Seems Thad may have helped push the 45 year old Freshman out the door with his playing style. THANKS THAD!!!!